Tell businesses which of their noxious policies you don't like and what you'll do about it (very cute).
snips:
NOTIFICATION OF CUSTOMER
DISGRUNTLEMENT AND IMPENDING VOTE OF FEET
You can put them on notice of:
Insanely excessive packaging
Noxious pollution of the environment
Careless use of harmful materials
Lacklustre environmental policy
Breathtaking energy wastage in company o ffices / retail environment
Provision of irresponsible products and services of harm to the environment
Marketing based on dubious environmental achievements
Carbon belching travel, transportation and shipping practices
Other (please specify)
And specify a penalty:
Family, friends and co-workers have been informed of your shenanigans.
Until noticeable improvement is discerned, custom has been taken elsewhere.
Nasty postings about you and your sort have been duly blogged.
A consumer action group has been mobilised to create a Big Stink.
[When I'm not busy despairing of kids these days, I find their approach to catastrophy admirable.]
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